BREAKING
Middle Earth
In a report from the Bree Daily, Sauron, of Mordor, has reportedly paid 44 Billion Dollars in exchange for a Seer Stone called “Twitter”, a dollar being some odd foreign currency made of paper.
Mayor Sam Gamgee, of Bag End, has been quoted that “he knows nothing of any of Sauron’s latest dealings” but is “quite certain that no Rings of Power are involved.”
In other headlines from the Shire, ByWater and Beyond
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